Human Dog Hybrids Being Sold to the Elite as Pets

Scientists have been slaving away for the find of the century. It’s not a cure for cancer. This research is a lot more sinister.

NORTH AMERICA – Scientists have created a hybrid life form by ‘Human-Dog’ a cross between humans and dogs, to entertain/cater market of super rich people who like collecting unique pets.

Dr. William Bateman, 43, who have created these human hybrids explains

“THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH YOU CAN BUY A PERSON WHO HAS IT ALL.”

Animal rights groups are up in arms, as Paul Cross, 27, activist with the Animal Defense League explains

“IF ONE MY CHILDREN SAW THESE CREATURES, THEY’D SCARED HALF TO DEATH. IMAGINE ONE OF THEM SUCKING ON YOUR TOES, IN A DARK ALLEY”.

Dr Bateman explains some of the advantages having Human-Dog hybrids,

“THEY’RE VERY INTELLIGENT AND UNIQUE AND THEY CAN ALSO COMMUNICATE, AS THEIR VOCAL CORDS ARE FUNCTIONAL. THIS MEANS, NOT ONLY CAN THEY KEEP YOU COMPANY LIKE A DOG CAN, THEY CAN TALK AND EVEN READ WITH LITTLE TRAINING.”

Currently these Human-Dog Hybrid is being sold around $5 million. Not only are they being sold in North America, but there are orders for them in Manchester, Cardiff and London.

Experiments to create half-men, half-beasts or Human Hybrids are not legal in most jurisdiction. The construction of such hybrid life forms is now prohibited in most states.